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Breaking: Data Center on Paris Mountain Breaks Ground

The Archive at Altamont said to bring thousands of temporary jobs to the Upstate.

GREENVILLE - Elon Musk and local developer Dan announced Tuesday that the former Inn at Altamont site on Paris Mountain will be reimagined as a 2.8-million-squa...

By Staff Writer • May 23

Local

Sheriff urges residents to stay off of roads because South Carolina drivers "are the worst"

"The roads were not safe before the storm, they were not safe during the storm, and brother, they will not be safe after the storm"

Feb 2

Politics

Trump cancels Greenland invasion after learning the dog sled teams are "absolute Bad* Motherf*ers"

Pentagon briefing reveals Sirius Patrol members undergo Navy SEAL training, NASA psychological conditioning

Jan 24

Breaking: Data Center on Paris Mountain Breaks Ground

Sheriff urges residents to stay off of roads because South Carolina drivers "are the worst"

Trump cancels Greenland invasion after learning the dog sled teams are "absolute Bad*** Motherf***ers"

Trump cancels Greenland invasion after learning the dog sled teams are "absolute Bad* Motherf*ers"