GREENVILLE — Detective Dan, a self-described "ex-FBI, ex-cop, ex-husband, and current truth-seeker," has obtained what he claims is the complete, unredacted collection of files related to the late financier Jeffrey Epstein, and he's sharing them exclusively with The Upstate Owl.

"The American people deserve the truth," said Detective Dan from his usual booth at the Waffle House on Wade Hampton Boulevard. "And today, I'm giving it to them. All of it. Every name. Every date. Every location. No redactions."

The Upstate Owl is proud to present these documents in full below:

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When asked why the documents appeared to be almost entirely redacted, Detective Dan squinted at the papers for several minutes.

"They must have gotten to my copies too," he said, visibly shaken. "This goes higher than I thought."

Detective Dan then excused himself to "make some calls" and was last seen arguing with a pay phone outside the Spinx on Pleasantburg Drive.

The Upstate Owl will continue to publish the remaining 944 documents as they become available, though a preliminary review suggests they are also between 97-100% redacted.

"The truth is in there somewhere," Detective Dan assured us. "You just have to read between the black bars."