⏺ Bama Dan is a 36-year-old Alabama superfan and self-appointed football expert currently living in Greenville against his will. He played high school ball (bench, two seasons, cut) and has never recovered. Known for his faded crimson bathrobe, encyclopedic Saban knowledge, and inability to discuss Clemson without medical intervention. Works in HVAC sales "until Kalen DeBoer calls." His opinions are his own—and frankly, we'd prefer to keep it that way.